If you respond to this journal, I will...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

KITTY WILL NOT LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK. D:<
SHE KEEPS JUMPING ON ME AND GETTING ON THE TABLE AND LAYING ON IT.

You're a 90's kid if..........

You remember watching:

[] Kenan and Kel
[X] Doug
[X] Ren & Stimpy
[X] Pinky & the Brain
[X] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters
[X] Rocko's Modern Life;
[X] Animaniacs;
[X] Gargoyles
[X] Hey Arnold!
[X] Out of the Box
[X] Bear in the Big Blue House
[X] Sailor Moon
[X] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[X] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised..."

You remember:

[] Step by Step;
[] Family Matters;
[] Dinosaurs;
[X] Boy Meets World;
[X] Full House.
[X] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[X] You remember reading Goosebumps

When everything was settled by:

[X] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[X] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[X] "Miss Mary Mack".

[] When kickball was something you did everyday
[] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis
[] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[X] The Magic School Bus;
[X] Wishbone;
[X] Reading Rainbow;
[] Ghostwriter.
[X] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[X] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[X] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[X] Batman the Animated Series;
[X] Aladdin;
[] Ninja Turtles;
[X] Ghost Busters.

[X] You remember Ring Pops!!!;
[X] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[X] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[X] Making cootie catchers, and then predicting your life with them;
[] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[X] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went

You watched the original cartoons of:

[X] Rugrats;
[X] Wild Thornberrys;
[] Power Rangers.
[] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

You collected:

[] Beanie Babies;
[X] Pokemon cards;
[] Carebears;
[] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[X] Everyone watched the WB;
[X] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[X] Digimon was still on;
[] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[] You know the Macarena by heart
[X] "Talk to the hand"
[X] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[X] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[X] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[X] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[X] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[X] Back before X-Box period;
[X] Before SpongeBob;
[X] When light up sneakers were cool;
[X] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[X] When we recorded stuff on VCR;
[] You had slap bracelets;
[X] You actually played outside until it was dark;
[X] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

re-post this if you smiled at least 5 times while reading this and remember at least half the stuff

BOLD whatever applies to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a gir and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm a guy and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be a screw-up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BISEXUAL or PANSEXUAL, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4


[] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14


[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 20

Tagging: Just steal it
*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)
*** The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test.